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MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX

-------------------- 1.  The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2.  Nothing improves with age. 3.  No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. 4.  Sex has no calories. 5.  Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6.  There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7.  Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. 8.  No sex with anyone in the same office. 9.  Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops     listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The q

Art of Seduction

There is a special divine power in knowing that you can make a woman Moist with the words you use to engage her attention- the way you touch, kiss and make love to her mind, body and soul. It is like watching something already beautiful become even more beautiful from your touch as it blossoms to invite you into the sanctuary of the heaven of her passion. When you possess the power of arousal over someone’s senses, their body, and a mind that craves to be fed, the possibility of pleasure and passion becomes limitless. In the safety of your hands, you have the ability to create a world of memories so deeply profound, that you can alter the state of how they view love, passion, romance and sex. A well placed touch, a gentle caress, a kiss on her collarbone and your fingers and lips are like matches striking against her skin to enflame the fire that is already there burning for you. A fire that, in the right hands, will blossom into a fiery sunrise and will not set u

NYC Tails 11

He sat there staring at her wondering how the night would end. They had a wonderful dinner and now he found himself sitting next to her looking at her sexy eyes and wanting to touch her. The print of her jeans was distracting and he thought about the pics she sent him. "Hmmmm Hmmmm HMMMMmmm," he grunted, as he licked his lips and wiped his hands on his slacks. "What?" she asked, smiling slightly. "Nothin'... just thinking," he replied, thinking to himself of all the things that were running through his head as he admired her sexiness. "Share what you're thinking Elvin," she said in her southern accent, smiling, arousing him even more. "I was just wonderin'... if you took off those pants would that pussy still look as good as it does now," he replied, as she giggled a little and smiled. "Cause that one pic... Hmph... Made me wonder when I saw them lips pokin' out of those panties," he added.

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO CANINE-HUMAN SEX

Hi my name is Susie and I am writing the how-to guide for all the women out the there that have considering engaging in canine-human sex but were unsure of just how to go about it and those women who would like to enjoy it more. I consider myself an expert on the subject as I have been practicing it for over the past twenty years. In that time I have made love with hundreds of dogs and have found many exciting and satisfying methods. I have also introduced many other women and several men to the pleasures of canine sex. I hope that this how-to guide will help you enjoy your love making more. There are three areas that I will cover in the guide and they are,Oral sex, Vaginal sex and Anal sex. Oral sex Ugh you say? well don't say that so fast. Oral sex is a two way street, most male dogs will spend much more time, than a human male, providing you with the most electrifying oral sex. A dogs tongue is much longer and is able to get to many places that a man can't or