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MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX

-------------------- 1.  The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2.  Nothing improves with age. 3.  No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. 4.  Sex has no calories. 5.  Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6.  There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7.  Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. 8.  No sex with anyone in the same office. 9.  Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops     listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The q

Art of Seduction

There is a special divine power in knowing that you can make a woman Moist with the words you use to engage her attention- the way you touch, kiss and make love to her mind, body and soul. It is like watching something already beautiful become even more beautiful from your touch as it blossoms to invite you into the sanctuary of the heaven of her passion. When you possess the power of arousal over someone’s senses, their body, and a mind that craves to be fed, the possibility of pleasure and passion becomes limitless. In the safety of your hands, you have the ability to create a world of memories so deeply profound, that you can alter the state of how they view love, passion, romance and sex. A well placed touch, a gentle caress, a kiss on her collarbone and your fingers and lips are like matches striking against her skin to enflame the fire that is already there burning for you. A fire that, in the right hands, will blossom into a fiery sunrise and will not set u